2018年12月17日星期一

微语录精选1217:秃顶可以减少毛发总量

@河森堡:而且还嘴硬,你还说不过它//@英式没品笑话百科:鸭子可以在陆地上奔跑,在水里游泳,在空中飞。它们能适应所有地形,它们才是地球上的终极动物。

一名懒癌晚期患者的度假:昨天在酒店附近的免税店偶遇一个中国代购,盛情难却加了微信,今天看她朋友圈发的几家圣诞礼盒还挺划算,直接转账人民币过去让她待会送酒店房间来⋯⋯ ​​​​

我要是有钱的话,必定大鱼大肉,肯德基 烤肉 火锅…但现实是每天10元一份的一荤两素的快餐。是贫穷,让我多吃素,让我肠道通畅。

一见到什么东西,立刻想到美猴王,立刻想到西游记,立刻想到合拍,立刻想到开机,立刻想到文体两开花,立刻想到多多关注。六承恩的想像惟在这一层能够如此跃进。——鲁迅

秃顶可以减少毛发总量,抑制寄生虫数量,在远古时期似乎是优秀的基因。

老婆出差了几天,今天下班,一进门看到她回来了,手里拿着支口红问我:“我在沙发上找到这个,是谁的?”我一下子懵了,想了想后说:“昨天几个同事来吃饭,吃完了,有个女同事从包里拿出口红来抹,后来忘记带走了。”她笑了笑:“编故事挺快嘛,这口红我新买的。”

是该认真地考虑一下,人的最后底线是不是指的发际线了……

当年去平顶山我参加表哥的婚礼,他们一家人我都不认识,但是我舅妈看到我以后热情的过来跟我握手,叫着我爸的名字说,这么多年了你还是一点没显老。
#年纪轻轻就秃了

每次办事填职称时写设计师都莫名抗拒,好想写『业主的草稿工具人』或是『混口饭吃师』

2018年马上就要过去了,回望这一年,我最大的变化就是体重增加了十斤。

2009年,绿色和平组织成功游说苹果公司从数据线生产当中排除PVC的使用。而第三方公司的数据线都含PVC而耐用。

一个生活经验:芦笋不要放在冷冻室中一周而没吃掉它。
它会因为没实现自我价值而生气,生气的后果就是:把冷冻室弄的特别臭。

钢铁侠飘荡在太空中,即将耗尽氧气,他灵机一动,趁机做起了无氧运动。 ​

领悟了直男是怎么把天聊死的……中午吃饭,同事馨姐夸赞一男同事的妻子:他老婆长得很好看!这男同事回:哪有,和你长得一样。

律师a:你写过投诉信吗?
律师b:没有,什么投诉信
律师a:投诉法官那种
律师b:我都当面怼
(办公室全员发出了我听不懂的哄堂笑声)

我叔会点武术,村里一个小伙夜里过来要拜我叔为师。我叔不收他,小伙就学功夫片里那一套,在门前长跪不起!我叔半夜隔窗户看到门口的黑影还没散去,他怕小伙跪坏了,打开门一看,发现是小伙家的大黑狗拴在那,不知道他两啥时候换班了…

事实证明, 每周发生一两次性行为可以增强你的免疫系统, 帮助对抗感冒和流感。

2018年12月15日星期六

[五毛丑态录]曾六次”感谢日本侵华“的毛泽东是不是”倭奴“?


小五毛 @侃侃看看侃侃
https://plus.google.com/105704850215090903630
为了刷自己的爱国情操分,给别人扣了”倭狗“的大帽子:

【你这条死倭酋裕仁胯下的倭狗也配说共产党 不能纪念南京大屠杀???你这种吃狗屎的倭狗也配说中国人??】

这一看就是没读过书所以变成脑残的五毛才会说的话
这个问题真是犀利啊
不过建议五毛去跟曾经六次感谢日本侵华的毛泽东问这个问题
那才算是问对了人啊
六次感谢日本侵华的毛泽东和共产党都能不要脸地纪念南京大屠杀
中国人就不能谈一谈?
不过,五毛毕竟是奴才,只能惟主子是瞻了

#五毛皆傻逼

五毛大骂自己是“洋奴”“洋狗”“洋杂种” 续编


小五毛 @侃侃看看侃侃
https://plus.google.com/105704850215090903630
为了体现自己的”民族自信心、民族自尊心和民族自豪感“
于是给别人扣了个”倭奴“的大帽子,并且色厉内荏地反问:

【自己每天被洋人骑在头上在自己的土地上随便进出的倭狗也配说别人是:洋奴,洋狗和洋杂种?】

五毛这个智商纯粹就搞笑了,呵呵呵
香港是中国的领土
但中国人必须要办签注(类似于国外的签证)才能去香港,无理由只能停留7天
老外随便来香港,随便进出,无理由可以停留6个月

啊哈哈哈,按照五毛的逻辑
香港不就是五毛嘴里的”每天被洋人骑在头上在自己的土地上随便进出“的土地?

哎嘛,看五毛整天把自己的共产党主子和自己骂成了”洋奴,洋狗和洋杂种“,
真是让人忍俊不禁啊

#五毛皆傻逼

五毛很自豪:虽然中国人无权知道中国版图,但我就是要嘲笑日本领土被俄罗斯占领


小五毛 @侃侃看看侃侃
https://plus.google.com/105704850215090903630
在自己为共产党辩护的双重标准被屡屡戳破之后
理屈词穷,气急败坏,转到了所有五毛的最后一条路上:乱扣帽子+破口大骂

扣帽子是五毛的通病,
这也不算稀奇了
不过五毛这脑残的病还是没治好,看它发言:

【倭狗,俄罗斯现在还占着你们的北方四岛, 老毛子问你“感动”不?倭狗们齐说“不敢动“。哈哈哈哈,真是一条好洋奴,好洋狗,好洋杂种。现在还被美俄两大国轮流强奸着。这不是你们死倭酋裕仁给你们带来的幸福,好好享受吧。哈哈哈哈哈哈】

——哎嘛,您这五毛可是把我给笑死了
中共国老百姓连国家版图都问不了,因为”涉及机密“


连自己国家的版图都不知道而且不能问
居然还有脸嘲笑日俄领土问题?
人家起码举国上下都还知道有北方四岛这个地方
你一个墙国奴才,自己家地方都不知道,还有什么脸去嘲笑日本?
真真是笑死我了
五毛这个太监当得真好,一脸阿Q的奴才精神胜利法的英姿!

#五毛皆傻逼

世界奇妙物语 2018年秋季特别篇/世にも奇妙な物語 ’18秋の特別編

This TV movie is a collection of some interesting and insightful short stories.

Performance impression:
Directors: Junichi Tsuzuki, Eiki Takahashi, Mamoru Hoshi, Kazuyuki Iwata, 纸谷枫

https://www.fujitv.co.jp/kimyo/

2018年12月14日星期五

Canada must stand up to China the bully

by BRAHMA CHALLANEY

Brahma Chellaney is a geostrategist and the author of nine books, including the award-winning Water, Peace, and War.

In clear reprisal for Canada’s U.S.-sought arrest of the daughter of Huawei’s founder, China has detained two Canadians on charges of undermining its national security but has shied away from taking any action against the United States. This is in keeping with Beijing’s record of acting only against the weaker side, even if it happens to be a U.S. ally.

For example, when the U.S. installed its Terminal High Altitude Area Defense (THAAD) anti-missile system in South Korea, China used its economic leverage to retaliate against South Korea, not against the U.S. The heavy-handed economic sanctions imposed on South Korea in 2017, partially extending into this year, illustrated Beijing’s use of trade as a political weapon.

Similarly, after U.S. President Donald Trump signed the Taiwan Travel Act in March, which encourages official visits between the U.S. and the island, China staged war games against Taiwan and bribed the Dominican Republic and Burkina Faso to break diplomatic ties with Taipei. The U.S., however, faced no consequences.

Now, while intensifying a punitive campaign against Canada, China has adopted a tempered approach toward the U.S., even though Canadian authorities arrested Meng Wanzhou at the behest of U.S. prosecutors for alleged bank fraud related to violations of sanctions against Iran. In fact, Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi has bent over backward to emphasize that while confrontation hurts the U.S.-China relationship, co-operation benefits both countries.

Such is the Chinese effort to mollify the power behind Ms. Meng’s arrest that, in recent days, Beijing has made trade-related concessions to help defuse tensions with Washington. Contrast this with the way China has followed up on its threats of retaliation against Canada by arresting a former Canadian diplomat, Michael Kovrig, and then detaining Michael Spavor, a Canadian writer and entrepreneur living in the Chinese province of Liaoning. Ms. Meng’s release on bail has apparently not allayed Beijing’s anger against Ottawa.

Such behaviour fits the classic definition of a bully, whether in school or on the international stage – one that engages in unwanted, aggressive behaviour by taking advantage of an imbalance of power.

In fact, with its foreign policy favouring strong-arm methods over mutual understanding, China’s neighbours increasingly view it as a bully. U.S. Defence Secretary Jim Mattis correctly said at a Senate Appropriations Committee hearing that China pursues a “tribute nation” approach to other countries and aspires for “veto power” over their sovereign decisions.

This approach helps explain why Chinese President Xi Jinping’s Belt and Road Initiative (BRI) has started to run into resistance in a number of countries. Essentially an imperial project aimed at making real the mythical Middle Kingdom, BRI has sought to lure countries desperate for infrastructure investments into China’s strategic orbit. Countries neglected by multilateral lending institutions initially flocked to BRI, but now, partner countries worry about Beijing ensnaring them in sovereignty-eroding debt traps.

China’s penchant for bullying also explains why it essentially remains a friendless power. It lacks any real strategic allies. Indeed, the more power China has accumulated, the greater has been its difficulty in gaining genuine allies, underscoring that leadership demands more than brute might. Contrast this with the strong network of allies and partners that the U.S. maintains globally.

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China’s increasing authoritarianism at home under Mr. Xi has fostered an overtly muscular foreign policy that has counterproductively contributed to China’s lonely rise. A senior U.S. official warned in 2016 that Beijing risks erecting “a Great Wall of self-isolation.”

China, a trade cheat that has also employed non-tariff tools to punish countries as diverse as Japan, Mongolia and the Philippines, is now getting a taste of its own medicine. With Ms. Meng’s arrest, the U.S. showed that it has more powerful non-tariff weapons. China’s elites are rattled – angry but also fearful that any one of them could meet a similar fate while traveling to the West.

Ms. Meng’s arrest was significant for another reason. As former U.S. defence secretary Ash Carter says in a recent Harvard University essay, Beijing has a history of staging provocations that coincide with high-level diplomacy. For example, the start of Mr. Xi’s 2014 state visit to India coincided with a deep Chinese military incursion into the Indian Himalayan region of Ladakh.

The fact that Ms. Meng’s arrest coincided with the Trump-Xi dinner meeting on Dec. 1 in Buenos Aires signalled to Beijing, however unintentionally, that others can pay it back in the same coin.

More importantly, Mr. Trump has shown how active U.S. pressure on China, as opposed to imploration or admonition, can yield concessions. Without the U.S. withdrawing its 10-per-cent tariffs on US$250-billion worth of Chinese goods, Beijing has begun lifting, following the Buenos Aires talks, its restrictions on imports of U.S. food, energy and cars. Those restrictions had been placed in retaliation for the 10-per-cent tariffs. The U.S. threat to increase them to 25 per cent and possibly extend them to all imports from China forced Beijing’s hand.

When a country pursues an accommodating approach toward Beijing, an emboldened China only ups the ante. Deference to China usually invites bullying, while standing up to it draws respect and a readiness to negotiate and shore-up co-operation.

Ottawa would do well to remember this fact as it grapples with the escalation of the diplomatic feud by a country that seeks to play the aggrieved victim while acting as the bully.

从一个烧烤店的流水单说起

文/老钱说钱

前两天看抖音,发现关注的一个北京烧烤店小老板在盘账,顿时来了兴趣。

这是烧烤大哥的视频截图:


为了看着方便,我原样复制了一张表:


别看就是一张流水单,能挖出来很多信息。比如:

1 采购食材这种硬性成本占总收入的40%,符合预期。海底捞的招股书说:

我们的原料采购成本占比也是40%左右。

2 虽然烧烤店比不上大酒楼,但酒水饮料的利润也是相对可观的。

但外卖会很影响酒水收入。我相信如果堂食占比高的话,酒水采购量一定不止这些钱。

3 外卖简直是餐饮个体户的福音,极大增加店铺坪效,贡献了2/3的收入。

当然「美团税」也不便宜,直接抽成10%。

真是最大的房东airbnb没有房,最大的汽车公司滴滴没有车,最大的餐饮集团新美大没店面。

美团的招股书说:

2017年89.1%的收入来自这些小生意的餐饮外卖,毛利率8.1%,也不咋挣钱。

4 3季度税款1000元,增量信息不多,但总体感觉不多啊!

目前个体户税费都是「定额征收」,税务部门评估下一年能赚多少钱,交多少税,再和小老板商量下,同意的话以后就按这个标准一刀切。

但是北京税务局从明年开始要提高征税效率,把部分个体户的「定额征收」改成「查账征收」了。

当然,要求查账征收的满足条件也比较高:收入足够高,起码顾得起财会有帐可查才行。

这个小烧烤店应该不受影响。

5 北京沿街55平两居月租金8000元,你们感受下。我没啥参照系,感觉也不算贵。

但细想一下,如果没有外卖,房租8千,堂食3万8,这小生意必死。

6 烧烤师傅、学徒、穿串阿姨3个人成本不到一万,真心不高,但五险一金肯定没交,不多说了,都不容易。

7 拍脑门建议:

再入驻个「饿了么」,营业额应该会有提升;

优化时段和sku,增加烤肉拌饭项目,可以覆盖午饭外卖;

增设早餐;

但肯定得增加员工了,而且全时段非常累。可餐饮本身就是勤行,没办法,吃这口饭得认。

8 这就是个体户小老板的缩影:烟熏火燎,辛辛苦苦一个月,到手收入还不如普通北京白领。

这个烧烤大哥可能高中毕业,在北京很难找到工作,拖家带口,自己没有五险一金,申请不了任何信用卡,遇上急事儿需要周转基本不能从银行借来钱。

9 老说扶持小微企业,解决小微企业贷款难问题。

其实扶持的另一个侧面就是:没利润。

小微企业贷款也不可能简单。

首先没利润,烧烤店净利10%,活着就不错了,哪还能负担起6%起步的利息。

其次没房没抵押物,银行信用贷审核可就严格多了。

这就是P2P借款端的典型客户画像。